Gooooddd morning and Happy National Puppy Day! Gah! I wish I could celebrate and get one. Will someone surprise me with one?! It's also Passion Week... I wish I could get my ass to the gym to start flipping around. Anyway...
- FREE Ben & Jerry's cones today! Get there before 8!!
- BONUS!! Also get your free Starbucks pastry with this coupon! You're welcome.
- AND!!! FREE SHOWTIME this weekend!! Woah. This is the most free MH ever.
- Want FREE DRINKS?! Here are 3 ways anyone can do it.
- YES! Reading Rainbow might be coming back!!!
- I think the lady that made my hometown famous, Lorena Bobbitt, will actually be let off the hook soon... Especially after this woman stabbed her husband in the *ya know* while he was driving.
- This is way too much for an ADD kid.
- Think fax machines are dead? Yep. There's an app to prove that.
- Want to know what makes you undateable, fellas?! Well, I think they took a couple from my list of turn offs, but here are 311 reasons why.
- I don't believe it, but they say these ringtones will help cure your hangover.
- You thought there could only be one "We Are The World?" Nope. Some of these parodies are pretty freakin' great.
- I need to do this now: How to get your lost camera back.
- Potato chips getting healthier?! It's like Splenda, but salty! Interesting....
- In a not-so-healthy relationship? Don't be afraid to end it with these 10 steps.
- Yesterday was World Water Day. We shall celebrate by looking at these amazing photos from around the world.
- So DC is trendy, eh?!
- This would be my DVR havin' BFF. How one has NOT ONE internet profile baffles me.
- Oohh... Teleprompter fail.
- See that Featured RWDC video over there? This Daily was shot right after they got back that night!
- Because everyone likes watching a high-speed chase.
- I'd like to take a test on a roller coaster!!! [Also: Anyone recognize the shirt from several eTV videos?!]