nifty: fresh balls

One of the best kept man-secrets is an issue down there. Apparently 10 out of 10 guys have a certain problem that really had no cure until now.

The issue: Sweaty balls.
The solution: Fresh Balls.

That's real. It's a real product, with a real website, and that's the video that welcomes you to the website.

I'm not going to comment and make this awkward for you gentlemen, so I'm just here to point out something that you can buy to fix your "issue" and stop suffering before too many women find out.

Oh, and I also want to say "sweaty balls" one more time. Sweaty balls. Bahaha.

love,
elizabethany