Monday, November 30, 2009

watch: kids do the darnedest things

I have two videos of incredible kids that I must share.

First up- This is supposed to be a show put on by the guy awkwardly dancing in stilts, who decides to swing some random boy between his legs.

You may think something hilarious is going to happen like the stilts break, the boy falls, etc... False. Watch after the boy is put down. The show's star is no longer Mr. Stilts.

How jealous are you of his moves?! I'm 20 years older than him and can't move like that! [Maybe it's the color of my skin that hurts my ability, but I'd like to think I can overcome that!]

I also still can't figure out how kids learn this stuff! They must be watching inappropriate videos that national TV would never allow these days. I mean, look! He's got the face down and everything!

But... If they didn't watch such videos, we wouldn't be able to watch these videos... Which is why I 100% support such acts.

Next up: Another little kid who clearly watches TV meant for an older audience, and makes sure to take close notes.

She's only 2 years old, but she knows the words to "You Belong With Me," completely a capella, and how to act out Taylor Swift's VMA performance.

She starts out being the cutest little thing I've ever seen, then she's like a miniature Miley Cyrus, stripping her clothes at a VERY young age!

The thing is.... I'm okay with her doing it! She's so freakin' precious and knows all the words and loves being the center of attention!

Basically... These two kids are exactly how I want my kids to be. If that means having 2 year-olds study the VMAs, I'm okay with that.


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