I recently found this website that has a bunch of different ways to describe "self-love," and I plan on using plenty of them in this post.
You see, animals are really just like us in many ways. They too like to prime the pump, buff the muff, and take the flute to band camp.
Sometimes they try to use other subjects, but some also figure out how to travel outside of New Jersey and self-serve.
To see what the H I'm talking about, click here! Warning: X-rated.