Good morning and Happy Hump Day!!! I'm here to get you over the hump! ;)
- Oh no... Chicago will now be hated by all Steelers fans for poisoning and blinding a Pittsburgh fan. [Literally... It's basically an exact quote.] Too bad it didn't happen in DC.
- A burglar is on the loose. Description: Naked.
- Ladies who love stand-up comedy, will heart these hotties.
- If you're going to steal a car, you might as well turn yourself in before it gets too bad... Or even crash the car in... Into jail, that is.
- 12,000 still pictures of the World Series turned into what seems like an old fashioned movie... I love it.
- Warning: When moving in with a guy, be prepared to learn these 5 things.
- A placenta is being used to help heal an injury?! I think I just barfed in my mouth.
- Do you know the sex slang for the Victorian era?!
- Spencer Pratt apparently thinks he's way better than Al Roker... Yeah, okay.
- 8 secrets that men keep that are really no big surprise.
- Who knew that spitting in a police chief's food could get you 10 years in jail?!
- YES! Bruce Springsteen pulled a Britney!
- Are you a guy? Do you like sushi?! Then I bet you'll love the naked sushi party girls.
- Over 30? Here are 30 rules to live by.
- The Twitter office is pretty freakin' sweet. They even have a DJ! Can I work there?!
- The hottest toy for Christmas this year: The Zhu Zhu Pet.....
- Not okay: A full-out Burberry house.
- I really hope my BFF picks this as her wedding dress.
- Another Carl's Jr. commercial to turn you on... And to make me wonder where the eff I can get one of these.
- A donkey dressed up in human clothes... Just because.
- I want to become a professional kite surfer one day and jump over piers with ease.