love, elizabethany: morning hangover 092409

GOOOOOOD MORNING PEOPLE! It's THURSDAY! Make it through today, and it's smooth sailing!

Ladies.. Don't believe everything Cosmo tells you... Especially these 5 things.
These are amazing. This site will make you feel a little less embarrassed about your family... Unless, of course, you're posted on here.
And this site will make you ladies feel less awkward about sucking.. I mean.. eating hot dogs. [Featuring Sarah from the Kane Show!!]
Calling all Trey Songz fans! If you'd like to be in his upcoming video, it's as easy as hitting record from your own house!
Say byebye to those flavored cigarettes! They're officially banned! Just another reason to try the e-cigarette, I guess!
This kid is 4 years old and doing Travis Barker's drumming spot during a Blink182 song! Officially amazed.
Sometimes I wonder where restaurants get their name from... These... I don't even wanna know.
HILARIOUS! There are two sides to every "FML." Don't be the victim.
Want to make yourself feel like a terrible person for having sex? Find out how many partners you've really had.
Forget having an affair with your teacher! It's time to move on to bigger and better things... Like your bus driver!
Little Suri Cruise was spotted wearing heels and everyone is in an UPROAR! But why?! Can't a girl play dress-up every now and then?! I love her.
Ever notice the balance problem Matthew McConaughey has?!
This is creepy. It's like part Miley Cyrus, part Perez Hilton, part Lady Gaga, and part.... I don't know... Old Michael Jackson or something. So much for liking this song.