morons on monday 081009

Alright... Because I'm taking care of a pregnant cat [more on that tomorrow], working a part-time job, trying to completely revamp this website, and blogging for Metromix about RWDC, I've been a little slow with these blogs.

Unfortunately, for Morons on Monday this week, I want to share some stories, but I don't have the time for a Pop Quiz!

However! I do have some links and teasers for ya!

• An old lady constantly feeds bears that come to visit her, then she "mysteriously" dies. Hmmm, I wonder what happened to her.
• If your milkshake isn't everything you hoped it would be, don't torture yourself by drinking it... Torture someone else with it. Literally.
  
• If you like CSI, and your birthday is coming up, don't be alarmed when your house turns into a crime scene. AKA it may not be the best idea to call the cops before going inside this time.
• A good reputation: Robbing toddlers. I'm sure they have a lot to steal.
  
• If you're going to go after someone's wife, make sure that man doesn't have enough money to do this. Especially if you're a public figure or celebrity.
• How you know you had a good night: You wake up in another person's hotel room. Naked. Without them having any idea who you are.
  
• Note to the cops: I don't think it's the smartest of all idea to flag down cars with a bright orange sticker to say "This car has something worth stealing in it."

Hopefully you can learn a few things from those links! If not, you better get a good chuckle!

love,
elizabethany