Okay, okay. It's never fun to hear "Happy Monday" in the morning. I'm sorry. Here are some things to get your mind off of it:
- Need advice on life? Old people are probably the best to get it from.
- DC is looking for topless hairstylists.... ...!
- Sometimes things pop up in awkward but hilarious places... Like these advertisements.
- I still plan on doing something like this, and I'm a little upset I haven't seen a couple of these. They're the greatest flash mobs on the internet.
- Imagine being dyslexic and reading the news headlines. They might freak you out, or they might make you laugh.
- Forget about migraines, I hope I never get exploding head syndrome!
- 2009 is nowhere near over, but there's already a list of the year's greatest celebrity feuds.
- These dogs are having a little too much fun.
- Who wants to bet this doll was Miley Cyrus' idea?
- The same people who like to eat their pets, also like to drink their sweat, too. I think I just barfed in my mouth.
- This is such an awkward tattoo... WHY would someone do this?!?
- Do the Barbie Dance! And check out Ken wearing super tight, bright blue pants and a fedora!....Huh?!
- I bet this is what Lance has to help him out when we film eTV... Backflip shoes.
- A place called Autauga Country probably doesn't get a lot of exciting news... But THIS... Is something special and TOTALLY newsworthy.