New name: Morning Hangover. It's more fitting because it's a collection of things I didn't post the night before....
So.. GOOD MORNING! Let's cure this hangover, shall we?!
- Want to know if you're a fearless badass? Can you ride a municycle? I bet my brother and dad would try this... It's mountain-unicycling.
- Jurassic Park: The Real Deal. Thanks to chickens, it might be a real-life thing soon.
- 11 of your favorite sitcoms have porn parodies. Have you seen them? I don't recommend watching this at work, unless your Big Mr. Bossman or something.
- If you carry cash, you're carrying cocaine... You druggie. Bad girl/boy!
- Animals make O-faces too! They're pretty precious when they do.
- A graph to explain what sex is like for people in the movies, in real life, and with two females is probably pretty accurate. [Though I've never experienced girl on girl action, I'll take everyone's word for it.]
- Video proof that Michael Jackson is ALIVE!
- Lawnmower: 1. Woman: 0. Or maybe it should be the other way around? You be the judge.
- Ronald McDonald is a hott mess while getting interviewed by PETA. [Sponsored by Funny or Die.]
Bonus: Creepiest Ronald McDonald pictures ever.
Alright, that should be enough to get you through the morning and into the afternoon! Enjoy your HUMP DAY, everyone!