Wednesday, August 26, 2009

morning hangover 082609

I got really sick of calling these posts "Rise and Shine." It seemed so dull, lame, and not very "elizabethany."

New name: Morning Hangover. It's more fitting because it's a collection of things I didn't post the night before....

So.. GOOD MORNING! Let's cure this hangover, shall we?!

  • Want to know if you're a fearless badass? Can you ride a municycle? I bet my brother and dad would try this... It's mountain-unicycling.
  • Jurassic Park: The Real Deal. Thanks to chickens, it might be a real-life thing soon.
  • 11 of your favorite sitcoms have porn parodies. Have you seen them? I don't recommend watching this at work, unless your Big Mr. Bossman or something.
  • If you carry cash, you're carrying cocaine... You druggie. Bad girl/boy!
  • Animals make O-faces too! They're pretty precious when they do.
  • A graph to explain what sex is like for people in the movies, in real life, and with two females is probably pretty accurate. [Though I've never experienced girl on girl action, I'll take everyone's word for it.]
  • Video proof that Michael Jackson is ALIVE!

  • Lawnmower: 1. Woman: 0. Or maybe it should be the other way around? You be the judge.

  • Ronald McDonald is a hott mess while getting interviewed by PETA. [Sponsored by Funny or Die.]

    Bonus: Creepiest Ronald McDonald pictures ever.

Alright, that should be enough to get you through the morning and into the afternoon! Enjoy your HUMP DAY, everyone!


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