watch/nifty?: the comfort grip

Alright, I'm speechless again. It doesn't happen often, but I think it's happening now.

Just watch this commercial for the "Comfort Grip."



I think this speechless is because I have a lot to say.

First of all... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?!?

• Why would I want to extend my reach 18 inches when I just need to go about a foot and a half from my shoulder?
• How is this MORE sanitary than new toilet paper every time?
• Why would I need to have people helping me, when I'm healthy enough to be in this commercial?
• Why didn't you show me how it's done for real instead of just putting it on and letting it go? I mean.. I want to see how this really works, people!
• And really?! Best thing for toilet paper since the 1880's?!
  

Oh my. These people are crazy! I don't even think I can say this is kind of cool. It's freakin' weird!

If anyone can figure out a way to use this thing, please tell me. Thanks.

love,
elizabethany