What's worse than fast food? How about even faster food.... That comes in a can.
I've shown you the absolutely repulsive idea of a whole chicken in a can, and now I will show you an entire cheeseburger... In a can.
It literally comes in a can.. Bun, cheese, meat, pickles, and maybe even lettuce, already put together for you. All you have to do is put the entire can in boiling water for about 10 minutes, and you're golden. It will even stay "fresh" for about a year.
If you like it cold, you can even eat it straight out of the can... No harm done.
Did I mention it only costs about $6?!
I haven't seen it, nor had the balls to try it, yet. BUT.. THIS guy did:
Ahh... He eats it with barely any pain! He said it has a "crunchy, gristly kind of feeling to it." I don't know what gristly means, but it doesn't sound good.
Honestly, I'll eat Spam [On days I'm not worried about the 125% of your fat for the day thing...], I love eating Spaghetti-o's cold, and I live off of frozen meals... But a chicken or an ENTIRE CHEESEBURGER in a can? No thanks.