Oh. Em. Gee.
So it's this guy's wedding day, he's at the reception, and it's time for the toast. He thanks everyone, especially the families, and then tells everyone that he has a present for them as a thanks. It's taped under all of the chairs.
Everyone reaches under the chairs and opens the envelope. What is it?
A picture of his new wife and best man having sex!! 8x10 and glossy for everyone.
Apparently he wondered about it a couple of weeks before the ceremony, and hired a private detective, who took the picture.
So as everyone is dumbfounded looking at the picture, he looks at his best man and says "F YOU!" Then to his wife: "F YOU!" To the crowd: "I'm outta here!" He went and had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
I mean seriously... How genius is this?! He could have called off the wedding, or went through with it all as if nothing was going on. But instead, her family dished out THOUSANDS of dollars for the wedding, and everyone got to SEE what happened.
Absolutely genius. I can only imagine what was going through everyone's minds.
"Elegant wedding reception For 300 family members and Friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week Honeymoon accommodations In Maui : $8,500.
The look on everyone's face When they see the 8x10 glossy Of the bride humping the best Man: Priceless.
There are some things money Can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD."