nifty: making out thanks to wood

Ohh this post could certainly be full of puns... But I'll try to refrain from it as much as possible.

What's the new fun craft for big kids? Wooden make-out dolls.

It's a kit that you assemble into a couple that kisses and wraps themselves around each other, or a drummer. [Let's be honest... What's fun about a guy bangin' on something right in front of him?] And yes, you control it. So the more you yank on them, the more they go at it.


The best part about it is that it's created by Urban Outfitters. Those people are so interesting, I swear. The randomness that they come up with....

Sugar Daddy.. Where ya at?! I kinda want one of these... Please and thanks. [Don't judge me.]

love,
elizabethany