Happy Friday the 13th, people!
If you're anything like me... You don't want to leave your house because you fully believe in the curse. But, if you do brave the world today, here's a couple of things you might want to know/consider before doing so.
If the train track's gates are down, you probably shouldn't cross them.. It probably means a train is coming.. Very soon. But, if you're going to be brave, you better be quick, too.
Uhhh.. I guess you might want to have luck on your side, too.
If you're going to quit working at a store, and you don't ever intend on going in there again, cause a scene. Let the world know you're quitting, and proud of it!
What a badass.
When you're on the highway, and you somehow spin out of control, well.. I don't know what to tell you to do. Just don't let this happen to you:
If you're not a good parker, chances are you probably don't want to even bother trying to do the reverse-park. If you do, make sure no one is around. If they are, and it doesn't work out, give up after one try to save yourself from humiliation. If you refuse to do that, well, I guess just hope someone is "nice" enough to park your car for you.
That man was NOT happy. And I wouldn't have been either. What an idiot she is.
And finally, if you're at a Toby Keith concert in the front row, I don't recommend throwing your beer on stage and sticking your middle finger in his face. Because that's what this guy did. Toby Keith is a badass, too!
So, brave the world tonight if you want.. But never forget these lessons you have just learned.
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