an update from the 31 year old virgin

Talking to the 31 year old virgin is one of the funniest things I've done on my show ever, I think. He's just a goldmine of entertainment and I wanna try and help him out!

After we basically set everything up for him last time, we had to get an update. It's not a good update, but with a surprise at the end, it's not exactly bad....


"LAY SOME ROSE PETALS ON THE BED JACKIE! TAKE ME BACK JACKIE!"

Oh my heyzeus it gets me every time. Whenever I play it for people I'm like NO DON'T LAUGH YOU'LL MISS SOMETHING GOOD.

I really wanna set up a mock date for him... but any other suggestions are always welcome, of course. You just holler at your girl... which is me.

love,
elizabethany

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