I guess I also need my Internet.
- I hate Shark Week. Yeah, I said it. They kicked off this week with a big ol' fake documentary. NOTHING IS REAL ANYMORE.
- The top party schools list is out! Iowa, though?! IOWA?!?!
- Bird poop facials. For $180. And people are actually doing this. WTF.
- Okay I'll stop the vom. Here's 9 types of bacon every bacon lover needs to try.
- TV without context. It's really effing weird.. and it'll keep you busy. Just click.
- Wanna throw up in style? There are now designer barf bags.
- Maybe you want Grumpy Cat to tell you the weather. There's an app for that.
- I say LIES to this list of the most overrated places to have sex.
- Now that she's out of rehab and [maybe] more normal, check out Lindsay Lohan all nekkid and stuff.
- Speaking of sex... some parents just can't be bothered with their bored kid while they do it at the playground.
- But then there's this couple who gives ZERO f#*%s about being in public.
- Comparing the amount of caffeine that is actually in your coffee, depending on where you got it.
- Also: Alcohol made from used coffee grounds. Okay!
- Lie about Cancer and you're going to jail. It's about time those people get punished.
- Good article for my social media peeps: 5 times it's better to stay silent.
- More reminiscing on yesterday's 10 year anniversary of The OC: All the season-ending cliff hangers.
- How did we miss this sexy old man tweet from Donnie Wahlberg last week?!
- Guys with Fries: Your new favorite hilarious website.
- The most relatable quotes from Nick Miller.. of all time ever.
- Restaurant names that are really not okay.
- So Ke$ha has a new jewelry line, and it features a lot of penises. Duh.
- Educational information of the day:
- Cool: 13 genres in one minute.
- No big deal.. just a SEMI-TRUCK GOING AIRBORNE!