morning hangover 080113

What the mother eff. It's August. I hate when August comes. It's the devil. It's like a Sunday night. You know the weekend [summer] is almost over, so must do as much as possible before bed [fall comes].

One good thing: It's World Wide Web Day! So let's celebrate, Internet!

• In honor of National Orgasm Day yesterday, the best ones ever shown in the movies.
• Hands down the best Craigslist ad of 2013... a f#*%ing bed of LIES!
• This is EXACTLY what you should do to the a-holes with nice cars who try to take up two spaces.
• I KNEW IT WAS POSSIBLE! Women hid in stores overnight and stole stuff. ...but then eventually got caught.
• How to decide who to marry... by kids.
• Oh hi Seth Cohen answering questions about The OC!!! [Oh wait, his name is Adam Brody now, isn't it?]
• It's National Romance Awareness Month... so thanks to an Internet study, we know the most romantic action and more [that's actually not something people usually say].
• FINALLY someone is inventing things that are useful! Like cars with wheels that turn 90 degrees for parallel parking.
• Some people say this is the world's stupidest journalist. I just say he's probably handicapped when it comes to the ladies, even though he's 100% right.
• Life lesson of the day: If someone tells you to stop singing karaoke, you do it... or else you get killed by the band.
• Looking for a new show? The dude with a 132 lb ballsack is getting his own.
• This is Super Mario in 2013... with HD graphics, blood, and fire.
• Luxury jail cells are now a thing... that sound amazing... for $100 a day.
• Male pin-up models. You're welcome. 
  
  
  
• You KNOW I love the 90s but like... these tattoos are unnecessary.
  
  
  
• YES: 25 moments when the women of color on Orange Is The New Black gave you life. [And I can think of a solid 25 more.]
  
• 25 people doing it SO wrong. 
  
  
  
• LOL some kid went to the bathroom to find this note from his parents. Win. 
  
• How long does it take you to find the NSFW part of this ad that was printed 20,000 times?
  
  
  
• Once upon a time, this was also printed. 
  
  
  
• People are all pissed off that this song is racist, I'm just mad that it's an "American rock band" that wrote/is singing a really sh!**y song.
  
• Your happy tears of the day... when this dude gives his mom a Mercedes.
  
• The escalator is probably the WORST place to fail, but damn these videos are great.
  

Alright that's all. Now go spoil your girlfriend for National Girlfriend's Day.

love,
elizabethany

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