Until then, we'll just pre-party with the Internet.
- It is now my goal to set up an event so WE can break the World Record for most skinny dippers at once.
- SO MANY BEER FLAVORS that I've never tried! The world of beer is endless.
- 21 things all DC people do. Yup.
- 10 ways 90s kids made it through elementary school.
- What the. There are now NINE types of pre-exclusive relationships?!?!
- PUFFY. PAINT. 12 amazing things you can make with it!
- Oh sweet Jesus. Someone invented mayo enemas, and now it's becoming "a thing."
- How bout 8 more things you can do with mayo?
- MORE FOOD!: Pictures of a dude rubbing his dick all over your Subway sandwich.
- JUSTIFIED: Man threatening divorce from wife because she eats the Oreo cream.
- Speaking of divorce: Tom Arnold vs. Roseanne on Twitter yesterday is just... outta control.
- Oh and also: 10 things to never say in a fight.
- Life lesson of the day: Don't stick your head in a handrail while having sex in public. Your boyfriend will leave you naked for the birds.
- And to make this a little educational: The most expensive photos in the world.
- Hopefully you escaped the ridiculousness of all things royal yesterday, but if you didn't: News stories that are way more interesting.
- Another one: A dog rescues a kitten and becomes its mom after risking own life.
- 27 GIFs that perfectly explain the 90s.
- Time to face the truth: Signs you're addicted to Twitter.
- Oh hi truth slapping you in the face.
- Calm yo' ass down, gurl. No need to throw a tantrum like this.
- Beyonce touches fan, fan looks like he gets electrocuted.
- So is YOUR brain working? cuz I only got like two of these right.
- I really am sorry for ruining your childhood. Again. This time with corkscrew phallices.
- This baby WILL make you smile, probably even laugh.
Oh, and buy some vanilla ice cream... cuz TODAY is National Vanilla Ice Cream Day.
love,
elizabethany
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