morning hangover 052913

Good morning and I know it doesn't feel like a Wednesday, but it is! It's #WhatYaWearinWednesday! Don't forget to post your pictures sometime today!

Now, let's see more of the Internet.

• Such a good read calling us Milennials out: Things we lie about the most. 
  

  2. Their Own Social Media Activity
  “Oh yea, I think I saw you post that on Facebook.” Hah. You totally fucking saw it and then debated for five minutes about whether or not to comment. You fool, you.

• VIRGINIA! STEP YOUR GAME UP! We are total failures when it comes to bars and liquor sales per capita. NORTH DAKOTA #1?!
• At least some good news for DC: #1 in the least sucky cities for women in the workforce.
• Tis the season! Who you can and can't hook up with at weddings.
• What the hell should you do with your life? Remember these things.
• Or just be a hustler and get your dream job like this guy did.
• There are now websites and Facebook groups posting your nekkid Snapchats.
• Any father/son porn duos reading this? There's a mother/daughter team looking for their match-up.
• Remember what albums on casette tapes looked like? No? Refresh your memory.
• Also educate yourself on the Emotionary... cuz these words need to be added to everyone's vocab ASAP.
• Britney Spears DID make it out of her breakdown alive... so maybe her advice for Amanda Bynes could be a great thing.
• Related: Mara Wilson [Matilda, DUH!] explains why child stars go cray cray.
• "Poor" Bieber... look at all of these questionable things he's said through the years.
• This is the White House made out of Jello... and this lady makes a LOT of things out of Jello. It's a little ridiculous.
  
• This is Adolf Hitler... and other baby pics of world dictators.
  
  
• Things you always see on TV/movies that never happen in real life. 
  
  
• Yeah, ranch dressing soda exists.
  
  
• Why are stock photos so awkward sometimes?!
  
• So.. Tila Tequila and Nick Hogan are in a movie together......

• Did you know there's a spin-off of "Cars" coming this summer called "Planes?!"
  

I feel like that was enough to keep you occupied all day... or at least until my show! If not, don't forget I've been updating like a madwoman this month because of all the Pinspiration! I'll be playing catch-up today!

love,
elizabethany

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