Now let's do the Internet.
- I mostly love this article from Mindy Kaling... kissing is just kissing. Can we live in a world where it's okay to kiss someone else?
- The world is about to be so different forever and ever. NASA is now building a PIZZA 3D PRINTER! I don't even get it.
- Bacon: Now a puppy saver.
- Yesterday was National Wait Staff Day... I hope you tipped someone real special because they'll remember it forever. [I remember some I got!] Here are the most amazing tipping stories.
- Related YES: Things restaurants need to stop doing.
- 7 things to do before you settle down. I've done them all, and I still don't know if I'm ready!
- FYI you're saying it wrong. .gifs are pronounced JIFS!
- Life lesson: If you're going to run out of gas on the highway, pull out an entire drumset, start playing, and get free gas and applaud from the popo.
- Recent grads: You'll love my gallery of graduation memes, and also signs you're now in the real world.
- Let's all boycott the douchebags that are the creators of Nutella, by still celebrating World Nutella Day.
- Just for fun: Some Disney urban legends.
- The dude who got his face eaten by the zombie last year seems to be real happy now.... Kinda nice to see, but also really creepy, so click here if you wanna see how he looks.
- These "Friends" publicity photos will probably make you giggle.
- OMG YALL! Pauly D got a new 'do!
- And here's Jennifer Lawrence naked.
- Everyone's talking about how amazeballs XBOX One is going to be with the graphics.... I mostly love that this was the example they used for Madden.
- This is just adorable. 2 year old gets ADD and scores a goal... AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!
- I'm just here to blow your mind and teach you things college never will.
- This guy is drunk in a hospital... and it's a really good thing that's where he is already.
ALSO: Don't forget it's What Ya Wearin Wednesday! Post your pictures for me/everyone!