Oh shut up and play with the Internet.
- Where are they now?: The swimsuit cover models edition. Moooost of them are still hott!
- OMG this is SO GOOD! The "Hangover Trilogy Remix" song.... "F#@k On Me."
- You thought YOU were a badass who didn't let anyone eff with you?! False. These are the most shocking revenge stories.
- And it's true, dudes. Your grandfathers did everything way cooler than you. We want your grandfathers.
- Since you're feeling a little belittled, you could gain some confidence by entering the smallest penis contest in Brooklyn.
- One day when I get married, I hope fans just randomly buy everything on my registry like they did for RGIII.
- I could settle for some Diamond Candles, though. Like... right now. They're all stuffed with diamond rings and I love a good surprise.
- When you gotta have it, you gotta have it. There are underground tunnels for smuggling KFC.
- Also, some people just gotta have their old, vintage jeans. If you have some, they could be worth $8000.
- Alright, I'll admit it: This is actually something awesome that Taylor Swift did. Just look at her face after Justin Bieber gets denied for a real kiss from Selena Gomez.
- For us poor folk: A recipe list for all things Ramen. Ramen pizza. Ramen Omelettes. Ramen chocolate.
- All the crafts you loved making as a kid... but most importantly... GIMP!
- I'm sorry but you've gotta take 15 seconds of your day to watch Tan Mom's music video. Why? Because it'll make you feel better about your life.
- These stories give me the biggest goosebumps! Watch Dwyane Wade surprise a girl at her prom!
- Life lesson: don't try to rob someone. You will get hit by a bus and [not] die.