love, elizabethany: morning hangover 051413

Look into my little glass GIF. You will have a great day. You will rule the world. You will quit your job that sucks so much.....

Okay maybe don't quit. *SNAP SNAP* come back and play with the Internet!

Because we're all actually 14 on the inside, some pictures that look a little X-rated, but totally aren't. [SFW]
11 things we've always believed that aren't true. THE FIVE SECOND RULE DOESN'T COUNT?!
Danity Kane- getting back together! Even with Miss Toxic Aubrey! Who cares... Diddy isn't involved, so I'm pumped!
Must be neat to be smart. Dude just paid 20 kids $100k to not go to school.
If you'd rather have fun than be smart, try out these fantastic pick-up lines by the end of the week.
People losing their homes obviously sucks but like... going on a bulldozer rampage sounds like so much fun.
PINS GALORE! DIY shirt ideas perfect for summer [if it ever actually comes].
8 popular songs you didn't realize were so creepy. Unless, of course, you knew every song is either creepy or dirty.
Eventually I plan on reenacting some Pinspired photos, but after seeing why I shouldn't... maybe I shouldn't...
Since I'm really good at making you feel old, here are more reasons to feel like you're ancient. [And since BSB announced their tour yesterday, a look at their ages is slightly disturbing.]
Once upon a time your favorite shows filmed in front of live audiences. See what it was like on the set of Saved By the Bell in pictures.
FYI this is OJ Simpson now.
LOL at this billboard for a MILF dating website. It's kinda perfect.
New Lambo, meet your twin/muse, the N64 controller.
Perfect: What an update on Facebook is like in real life.
Amazing: The Great CATsby... a mash-up of Disney's greatest cats, acting out Gatsby.
What the fuuuuhhh. This looks like a roller coaster that would've definitely cut people's heads off in Roller Coaster Tycoon. Opening soon at Alton Towers in the UK.

At about 3:00 you can ride it for yourself: