K, now let's get silly, Internet.
- THE CICADAS ARE SERIOUSLY COMING. Like... EW. I had a mild breakdown last night. This is what it's gonna be like.
- Ya know what else is hard?! BEING A DRUNK PERSON. The struggle. So real.
- No wait... EVEN MORE REAL OF A STRUGGLE: All of these aspects of playing The Sims back in the day. [Now I wanna go play. Like. Now.]
- So ya wanna know where the cast of "Back to the Future" is now? Buzzfeed's gotchya on that one.
- Today in *things no one should be able to do,* a woman chugs [?] a beer WITH HER EAR.
- I've been dropping friends like I've got an endless supply... mostly because they're doing one or all of these 6 things that will make you lose all your friends.
- If you're a bad customer, beware of the THREATENING DILDO!
- There is now a plug-in for all you whiners about seeing TV spoilers online.
- Also: an umbrella that will help you walk and text in the rain... cuz that's what everyone wants the world to have.
- A Tumblr that's so wrong, it's freaking great. Famous people/things- CHOLA-FIED.
- Or you can waste too much time watching GIFs that just keep going and going and going and going
- Nothin like a beautiful Friday to feel really crappy about life.
- Since we're obviously keeping it real today, listen to this rap about Lion King.. and be aware it's NSFW.
- Skip to :29. I'm pretty sure Fraggle Rock just got a little naughty.
- All the best news interviews, mashed up into one genius story.
Enjoy Eat What You Want Day tomorrow which is beautiful for anyone looking for an excuse to skip their diet [even though summer is basically here].
Hug Your Cat Day is Sunday. Don't worry, I'll give Slutty and Nugget a squeeze for ya.
PS: I put up a whopping 20+ posts this week. My biggest in a while! Make sure you take a look around, mmmmmkay?!