That being said, when this flavor of SODA is being made, our country has taken their love for chicken wings entirely too far.
That's effing disgusting. Why would anyone want to send a bubbly mess of hot sauce down their throat?! EW.
Which brings me to something else: BACON. Maybe it's because I'm not a huge fan of bacon, but I do think the fad of it is kinda funny... until fast food places start serving bacon flavored milkshakes.
Which, b-t-dubs, THEY ARE. If you have a Jack-n-the-Box around, go holler at it if you want bacon mushed into your ice cream.
Seriously, America... WE HAVE ISSUES.