Good morning, dolls! No messin' around, let's get right into the Internet!
- Mother reunites with child 77 years after having her. Wow.
- Redskins' 11 defining moments of 2011
- 13 Simpsons "jokes" that actually came true
- Ridiculous items you can buy online right now
- Oh God. Man dies after rats bite off his penis
- AND a woman is suing after getting hit by body parts from a man who was hit by a train
- I need to get some dryer sheets. Look at all these uses for them!
- Awful attempts at being sexy on YouTube
- Woman found her ring that she lost 16 years ago growing on a carrot
- Jenna on the Bachelor is a moron. This is her blog, that she hasn't done sh*t with in forever, even though she's getting tons of publicity for it now.
- You probably DON'T wanna know this, but maybe you should... what happens when you flush with the seat UP.
- A mother of four is retiring from prostitution after decades and hundreds of arrests
- and a couple is arrested for having sex on a bus.. while their child was right next to them
- If you think your office is cool, better make sure you have these 8 things. We only have one.
- SO WRONG: Bullies give a girl a birthday cake made with feces icing
- Cool: Having a twin born in a different year than you
- The do's and don'ts of emailing your online dating matches
- Dating red flags that should send you running right away... like calling the parents "Mommy and Daddy"
- Utah sucks. They banned happy hour
- Dennis Rodman is forming a topless team
- Billboards that will make you say "WTF?!"
- Best mullets in sports history
- This was taken with a normal digital camera! Whaaa!!
- And now, there's hot dog porn
- Friends don't let friends enter the friend zone
Tis all for now! Stay tuned for an AWESOME 90s themed rap video today!