Internet, give us the goods!
- Dude cop drove UP A FREAKING POLE. Way to set a good example.
- "Scaring a baby during the holidays? That's cold." -Ellen about this pic.
- Derek Jeter is a pimp. He gives out gifts to all his one night stands.
- The year in NSFW music videos
- The most overused words on LinkedIn. AKA don't use these if you wanna stand out.
- EW. Dad sent out naked pics of his daughter to all her friends to "teach her a lesson."
- 30 things you should stop doing to yourself
- What to get the old people in your family
- They're trying to ban ALL cell phone use. Even hands-free!
- Whattt! There's no "hit toy" this year! I was wondering...
- Scariest moment ever: Being trapped in your car as a sink hole happens underneath you.
- Doctors are ruining Christmas: "You will die if you eat cookie dough."
- Probably the craziest nail art you'll ever see
- Sad: Married people are about to be the minority
- You can in fact feed 4 people for under 12 bucks.
- A 17 year old figured out how to kill cancer. Seriously.
- Amazing. A seal pup wanders into a house and takes a nap on the couch
- WAH. This is TOO MUCH. Babies dressed up as Santa.
- This will now be your ringtone. "I'm Jolly and I Know It" by my radio friend Staxx in Baltimore.
- Ellen sends Kevin Nealon to mess with people in the mall. The dressing room scenes- AWESOME.
- And Jimmy Kimmel is torturing kids again
- Just incredible.
And make sure you see my video of me pranking my boss yesterday by wrapping his entire office like a present. It was fabulous.