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Good morning and Happy Read in the Bathroom Month!



Now let's get on with the show! I'm actually feeling pretty beautiful this Friday morning... it's a miracle! [Of course, by miracle I mean I worked all night instead of my usual Thursday night activities.]

• 10 everyday items that are totally kinky
  
• Can you punt a lady who left her child in the car with a dead person?
• Fear Factor is coming back!!
• Dudeeee these online resumes are so COOL!
• Where are the most pics taken in NYC? I'm SHOCKED.
• The Situation's "How to act in any situation"
  
• 10 embarrassing things politicians have done on Twitter
• So what you're saying is... women are badasses.
• Need some new perfume? Use your pee.
• Wanna really get in a fight with your girlfriend? Get a forklift to beat her up with.
  
• In case you wanted to buy drugs online...
• HILARIOUS reactions to gigantic boobs on Chatroulette
  
• Things you should do before moving in with your honey-wah. [That's what my journalism used to say.. I'm bringin' it back!]
• Hey boys- these are the things you should keep to yourself.
• YAY for NFL news!! Braylon Edwards paid for 100 students' college tuition.
• 11 of the fanciest Jello shots you'll ever see... I'm in love.
• Meet Kenny the inbred, retarded white tiger
• Floating ice cream trucks?! YES PLEASE!
• Cute or scary?
• LOL
• Hilarious.



• OMG TOO CUTE!
  
  
  
  
• Clearly they know the secret to conserving water in Russia...
  
  
  
  
• I still refuse to believe this is true... not with me, anyway.
  
  
  
• This is too true for its own good
  
  
  
• Woah CRAZY!
  
  
  
• Guys, you're BAD. Stop looking at boobies! ... when there's a camera there.
  
  
  fdg
  

On the Candy blog this week:

• Ke$ha's favorite things are weird
• This kid's got an intense motivational speech
• I kinda sorta love the Kardashian lipdub
• Naked man dodges traffic and jumps in a neighborhood pool
• The laws of texting/calling
• Kitty's showering in the sink!!
• My brother broke both of his arms... I had him on the show to find out how he planned on wiping his butt and living his life.

That is all for this week! Have an AWESOME weekend!

love,
elizabethany

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