Good morning and Happy Read in the Bathroom Month!
Now let's get on with the show! I'm actually feeling pretty beautiful this Friday morning... it's a miracle! [Of course, by miracle I mean I worked all night instead of my usual Thursday night activities.]
- 10 everyday items that are totally kinky
- Can you punt a lady who left her child in the car with a dead person?
- Fear Factor is coming back!!
- Dudeeee these online resumes are so COOL!
- Where are the most pics taken in NYC? I'm SHOCKED.
- The Situation's "How to act in any situation"
- 10 embarrassing things politicians have done on Twitter
- So what you're saying is... women are badasses.
- Need some new perfume? Use your pee.
- Wanna really get in a fight with your girlfriend? Get a forklift to beat her up with.
- In case you wanted to buy drugs online...
- HILARIOUS reactions to gigantic boobs on Chatroulette
- Things you should do before moving in with your honey-wah. [That's what my journalism used to say.. I'm bringin' it back!]
- Hey boys- these are the things you should keep to yourself.
- YAY for NFL news!! Braylon Edwards paid for 100 students' college tuition.
- 11 of the fanciest Jello shots you'll ever see... I'm in love.
- Meet Kenny the inbred, retarded white tiger
- Floating ice cream trucks?! YES PLEASE!
- Cute or scary?
- OMG TOO CUTE!
- Clearly they know the secret to conserving water in Russia...
- I still refuse to believe this is true... not with me, anyway.
- This is too true for its own good
- Woah CRAZY!
- Guys, you're BAD. Stop looking at boobies! ... when there's a camera there.
On the Candy blog this week:
- Ke$ha's favorite things are weird
- This kid's got an intense motivational speech
- I kinda sorta love the Kardashian lipdub
- Naked man dodges traffic and jumps in a neighborhood pool
- The laws of texting/calling
- Kitty's showering in the sink!!
- My brother broke both of his arms... I had him on the show to find out how he planned on wiping his butt and living his life.