Salon owners are confessing that guys are coming in to purchase the jewels for themselves, and putting them on their balls.
They're even going as far as saying that the "iron cross" and "red lips" shapes are the most popular.
Hm. Where do I start? What do I say right now?
How about- BOYS. NO MATTER WHAT. YOUR BALLS WILL NEVER BE SOMETHING ATTRACTIVE. It doesn't matter how many shiny, sparkly things we see down there, we won't think they're pretty.
I really don't even think this is something gay guys would find fun, but if I'm wrong- please let me know!
Dear sweet baby hey-zeus... Please don't ever let me find any kind of sparkles down there.