Guys... After all your complaining about life... We have the perfect solution for you- A GIRLFRIEND! "Now you'll never have to worry about bothersome silence again."
I mean, do girls REALLY annoy you guys that much?! PFFT. Doubtful! There's nothing but joy that we could bring to your life!
Okay, even I know that's not true. Hence why that was so fantastic. Bravo!