I think it's funny, and especially for all the "macho guys," they're gonna be all "YA BRO, DON'T TOUCH ME SO MUCH, DUDE!" ..And that's funny to imagine.
But lose the homophobia, DUDES. Give some love to your besties every once in a while. Hasn't a girl ever told you that unless your caressing or kissing another guy, we think it's pretty darn adorable that you're not afraid to show your BFF some man-love.
The A-Line rule... That will just make you look ridiculous. The hard pat- Every one knows that rule, so feel free to live by it.