my first time with a shake weight

Tweet I don't normally post something so random and pointless, but I just have to.

Ellen used one, and people have been buying them like crazy, and I've been waiting my turn.... to try the Shake Weight.

Apparently I was trying out the man's version of the thing, which is probably why I was strugglin', but I'd like to pretend that I'm still as strong as I used to be and should be able to handle the male's Shake Weight.

False. Men are pros at that for a reason, I think.

BUT. It was a pretty epic experience... And I absolutely want one of my own.

love,
elizabethany