watch etv: meet the bryan broadcasting vulture

I've been telling everyone about the vultures I saw when I came here for my interview, but no one has believed me! These things just sit outside the conference room/the big bossman's office and it's the creepiest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

Even after showing this picture to a few people, they don't believe me! They say it's Photoshop'd!

It's NOT. And now I have proof! Mr. Big Bossman came to my office the other day and said "your bird is here" and I immediately went to prove to y'all that it's the real deal.... And I tried to conquer it... Or something.

NOW do y'all believe me?!

Ew. It's so gross! And UNREAL. I still can't help but stare and get grossed out every time they're out there. I think he needs a name, though... How about Tom? Or.... something.

Yikes. It's a shame we don't have a more attractive mascot, but oh well!

love,
elizabethany