love, elizabethany: morning hangover 061110

Good morning and Happy Corn On The Cob Day!

What happens when a 3 year old wakes up from a coma? She starts smoking and drinking alcohol on a regular basis.
6 habits to start to live a healthier and longer life.
An old man wanders too... He also wakes up in random garages being arrested for public indecency with a vacuum.
Happy World Cup! Here are the 50 most badass moments from World Cup history.
Need a pick-me-up?! Watch these babies laugh. 10 best baby laughs EVER.
Maybe shoe-powered phones will help people become a little more active for once.
Need a clever way to pick up girls? You may be called a d-bag, but novelty business cards would totally make me giggle.
If you're preggers, don't buy maternity wear... Rent it!
Crazy neck tattoos that I don't find as cool as nipple tattoos.
Can't tell if a woman is fat or preggers? Here are the signs to look for.
What a badass.
....and a tramp. Who wears this to a baseball game?!?!
Apparently this is what Asians are doing to their pets nowadays... At least they're not eating em.
Asian videos are God's gift to Earth.
The first ever "that's what she said" joke.
You'd think they'd warn people of the words they can't say before they take them on live television.
HAHAHA Fairy FAIL!