While watching [the extremely depressing] game on Saturday night, I actually caught a commercial from the corner of my eye. As I watched it, I freaked the eff out over how ridiculous and epic it was.
For whatever reason, my friends decided to be deaf and blind during that moment and missed it completely. For those of you who missed it, too... I shall share it with you now.
We've seen the Old Spice commercials that everyone loves to parody, but this one trumps it.
Oh. Em. Gee.
The best part: There's another one!
Terry Crews has absolutely stepped in and filled the void that was Billy Mays. Thank you.
[Bonus: He retired a Redskin. Thank you, Wikipedia.]