Good afternoon and Happy 1st Twitter Birthday to meeee!!! I love the irony/fact that it's such a huge Internet day for me!
- RIP Corey Haim.. Another celeb who died of "accidental drug overdose." Let's celebrate his life by making sure we watch his best movies.
- YES! I knew it! Women who drink more, gain less weight! What a concept.
- I'd rather not have my car speed up uncontrollably like another Toyota did.
- It's crazy to think that the DC suburbs are the richest in the country. They took up the top 3!! Loudon- congratulations.
- Don't worry Weezy fans. There have been plenty of people who have changed the world from inside prison.
- Apparently white people have the littlest amount of sex... We need to step up our game!
- I may text while driving, but I'll tell you what I don't do: Shave my chach while driving.
- Think your guy is a cheater? Check out his cheekbones.
- Recalls are obviously the new trend. Now they're recalling Taco Night and Cheeseburger Pringles before I even knew they existed! Fail.
- Think your parents are bad? Be thankful they're not one of the 25 worst.
- Everyone take notes. These are terms women are sick of being referred to as.
- Who knew foosball tables could be so sweet?! I want the Barbie one. Seriously.
- I really want these sharkfin ice cubes.
- Holy moly. I think he's Sandra Bullock's #1 fan, what do you think? He's like her very own Chris Crocker.
- This is awesome. And the fact that I know about everything he says officially makes me a geek, and I'm okay with that.