Good morning and Happy National Pancake Day!!! Make sure you get on over to IHOP for free pancakes!!
- Love our podcast, The Real World DC: As We Saw It? Join the Facebook page!
- This would scare me away if I were a guy. She can crush a WATERMELON between her thighs!! [NSFW]
- What to the Olympians do before competing? Some of it is kind of weird.
- Want to know what your favorite celebs look like while having sex? Here ya go.
- There's a textbook with Jesus smoking and drinking a beer. Badass.
- The new way to spy on kids: Activate their school-issued laptop's webcam whenever possible.
- You know em, you love em: The most addictive sounds in the world. Ba-dah-da-da-daaaaa.
- You loved George Clooney's middle school picture, so why not check out a whole yearbook of celebs?!
- The laziest countries in the world. Congratulations, America. You win. Obviously.
- The stupidest sport in the Olympics is now on the Wii: Curling.
- BREAKING NEWS: Diamond studded belts will ruin a wood floor.
- Having Facebook or Twitter may raise your insurance 10%! There go all my friends.
- OMG OMG OMG Justin Bieber might be hosting SNL!!!....
- 10 [of the millions] of things women do that drive men bonkers.
- Some things men just can't say while keeping a straight face.
- If the Kardashians were a movie, this is who Kim and Khloe would pick to play the fam... If you care.
- Irony is a crazy thing, and it's absolutely crazy that these things happened.
- Turn your favorite website into a beautiful song.
- I've watched this at least 100 times already.
- Why not take a family portrait as your favorite board game? Clue, anyone?
- Today we learn about boobs. [Is it true if they itch, they're growing?!]
- RIP Kurt Cobain. Here is what you'd look like today.
- No one better to learn about Internet porn from than Sesame Street.
PS! Don't forget to listen to me on the radio tomorrow morning at 8am! I'll be on Party934 playing any requests and your favorite 90s music from 8-11! [Who knows... I might even be wasted again.]