Good morning and Happy Umbrella Day! I recommend investing in one of these:
- People of the DMV- Say byebye to Nissan Pavilion. It's now "Jiffy Lube Live." WTF! I'm pissed. Officially boycotting.
- Also DMV folks!!! Get down to Dupont Circle for ANOTHER huge snowball fight TODAY!
- Valentine's Day is getting close, and you're going to need a date! Find out how to seduce someone!
- Watch out! You could be saying something uber sexual without even knowing it!
- Can't afford ProActive but need to get rid of your acne?! Don't worry! There's an app for that!
- From one journalist to another: Smoke crack.
- The hottest NFL cheerleaders, and the Redskins aren't included! Fail.
- Fellas- Does your girl love brand names but you're broke?! Here are some relatively cheap ideas for ya that she'll love!
- For the ladies- More gift ideas for your man.
- 11 things that need to be Olympic sports pronto.
- George Washington and Lady Gaga= a match made in money Heaven.
- Never let the cops win! Eff with them back!
- BONUS: Some cops are just not very smart.
- Ummm, I love these juice boxes... And other really sweet containers.
- Why the F would someone ever own these?!
- The question of the week is: Will you get laid on Sunday?!
- Wow. It's amazing what a few hair extensions can do.
- Apparently I need to invest in some Old Spice for any guy I wanna date
- I would tell the pup to pick on someone his own size... But I guess he is. Poor chicken.
- OMG! This is NOT okay! Never let the flyer fall!