Good morning, dolls and Happy Birthday Gumby!
- Best. Game. Ever! Tetris and Snake combined into one!
- If you're smart enough to fake your way into Harvard, I'd say you should stay there.
- Today's Virgin Mary?!: She has no vijay, but she's PREGGERS! What?!
- Oohh SEXY TIME!!: 11 glorious FUPAs.
- How well do you know women and sex?! I think you'll be surprised...
- How you should spend your Valentine's Day: Learning about animals and their sex at "Woo at the Zoo" at the National Zoo! I'll BE THERE!
- Bonus animal stuff: Holiday the reindeer has gotten a prosthetic leg.
- People ask really dumb questions on Yahoo etc... And sometimes people answer really hilariously.
- At least Heidi Montag is admitting she looks like a freak.
- FYI: You're only allowed to complain in restaurants sometimes.
- BTW: Who wants to go play at a restaurant that encourages bathroom sex?!
- Is it bad that I don't even want to think about being with someone for 80 years?! That's a long freakin' time.
- A 9 year old gave birth. 9 freakin' years old.
- Fellas- You don't have to buy a bunch of stuff only for your lady next weekend! Here are some great things to buy yourself on Feb. 14!
- 15 really great Facebook FAILS. 'Nuff said.
- He really wants some Super Bowl tickets.
- Ohhh these are so inappropriate.
- Who knew Snooki could look so normal?!
- Oh no! It's like the Tunnel of Doommm!
- Mel Gibson called a reporter/show host an a-hole, and it's funny.
- Haven't girls learned not to dance on chairs in front of cameras by now?!
- Thank you, Asian sensations, who create randomly fantastic commercials like so:
- Now you know you're dog doesn't really like you until he smiles as ya.
- This is going to be epic! HBO's new show: Funny or Die.