Good morning and Happy 52nd Birthday to Ellen DeGeneres!! Lots to share today!
- Missing Conan already? Check out some of his best moments.
- The Jersey Shore kids want more money... On top of the 10k to host a fist pumping competition, of course.
- Sometimes I forget how much I really miss the Babysitter's Club... Where are they now?!
- Don't do it. Don't be one of the most annoying people in the bar.
- The rules for calling in sick... Which I've pretty much mastered.
- Careful, boys... There's a reason your girl is offering to have a threesome.
- More embarrassing than getting arrested: Getting arrested in a ridiculous costume.
- The history of cougars, because you know you love them.
- Yet another random, hilarious blog to keep up with: Everything the Sleep Talking Man says.
- OMG. Here are reasons to get excited for the Olympics, ladies.
- I apologize in advance for this picture of Donatella Versacce that is sure to make you barf in your mouth.
- Just because:
- Ninja Turtle feet?! Grosssss.
- Rihanna looked really pretty at the NRJ Awards this weekend.
- Before showing a TV on HSN, it's probably a good idea to figure out what's going to be shown on that TV.
- Ohhh weatherman FAIL! ...Unless he really is 9 inches long, of course.
- Want to laugh over something silly?!
- Sledding behind a train?! Woah. You win badass of the year.
- Oh my.
- I want one. NOW.
- To finish it off, the commercial everyone's been talking about.