This is legitimately the coolest idea I have heard in a long time.
Forget 10 tongued toys, random party must-haves, and package-boosting jeans... THIS... My friends... Is the future:
Pretty soon you won't just be getting high or Robo-trips from pills... You'll be getting drunk.
Some genius Russian professor, AKA my hero, has found a way to turn any liquid into pill form, including liquids containing up to 96% alcohol.
They say the benefits are being able to keep track of your alcohol intake and of course saving yourself from the awful face you make post-shot. I'm wondering if it will also take away the validity of breathalyzers. [Not that it would necessarily be a safe thing, but it'd be kinda cool...]
No matter what it does, it's awesome. Imagine drinking any drink you want, including water, not gaining weight, poppin' a couple pills, and being the same schwastey-face that you're used to!
Ohh, I love how the future is looking.
PS: Some other guy knows how to make home-made vodka pills.... And I shall try it this weekend. Who's with me?!