This is his second time hitting the cover of this issue! Only George Clooney and Brad Pitt have done it before him.
I'm confused. I have, several times, tried to look at this man and convince myself that he's sexy. I just can't do it.
So he's mysterious, wears eyeliner, is a pirate, has tattoos, is the dark eyed-dark haired stud that women long for.... I'm not seeing it. I have as much attraction to him as I do Jon Gosselin.
I was looking through the slideshow of the other guys who were "runners-up" to try and prove to myself he was in fact the sexiest man alive, but I still can't do it.
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I seriously want to jump the bones of every single one of those guys right now. How are none of them on the cover?!
Someone please give me a reason to think Johnny Depp is hott. I swear I'm trying. It's impossible so far.
Also, let me know... Am I basically lesbian for not agreeing with this decision?!
love,
elizabethany
Someone please give me a reason to think Johnny Depp is hott. I swear I'm trying. It's impossible so far.
Also, let me know... Am I basically lesbian for not agreeing with this decision?!
love,
elizabethany
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