Thursday, October 29, 2009

redskins jokes everyone can laugh at

This is what we did at the dinner table tonight... Told Redskins jokes.

We're a die hard Redskins family. We had season tickets until everyone went broke, my brother's room is 100% 'Skins, and my kitchen is Redskins. But just like any other fan out there, we realize that at this point, our team is a joke.

So, we told these jokes and some others. You're going to laugh, whether you're a 'Skins fan or not.

HEADLINE: "D.C. Police are "cracking" down on speeders. For the first
offense, they give you two Redskins tickets. (If you get stopped a
second time, they give you two Nationals tickets.)"

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?
A. The Washington Redskins.

Q. What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Where do you go in D.C. in case of a tornado?
A. To FedEx Field -- they never have a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Senior Citizen

Q. What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. We may never find out in the 21st century.

Q. What do the Redskins and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Oh man. This is terrible. But so good. I'm sorry, team.... Kinda not really.


PS: I bet it was Dan Snyder himself who came up with these.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

haha I met Deangelo Hall today, he came to Tech for the game tomorrow so he was out drinking at the bars tonight, and he got my roommates number.