how to get away with speeding tickets

As a girl who currently owes over $500 due to traffic tickets within 2 weeks of each other, this advice in the form of a picture needs to be taken.

Less people are getting caught speeding thanks to wearing a monkey mask!

It's such a simple idea! Why have I never bought one to wear when I drive around?! I wonder how the popo would feel when he pulled me over and I didn't look like my license, though. It's worth the risk, I think.

Thank you to whoever used their noggin and did this first.

love,
elizabethany