Wednesday, June 3, 2009

ryan cabrera does private concerts

Have you ever wondered what the H happened to Ryan Cabrera? Ya know, Ashlee Simpson's ex-BFF and boyfriend, turned one hit wonder? [Okay fine.. 2 hit wonder.]

He randomly appeared in one of my friends' pictures recently, and now he's on the Sam's Club Website... As an item to purchase.

I swear this is real. How hilarious is it?! "Ryan's smooth voice"...............

The specifications section is the best:
  • Ryan Cabrera is one of the premier young singer/songwriters in America today
  • In 2004, his debut album, "Take It All Away," entered the Billboard 200 album charts at #8, and shortly thereafter his hit single "True" reached #1 on the hot A/C charts
  • In 2004-2005 Ryan appeared frequently on "The Ashlee Simpson Show," and he hosted his own music show, "The Score," on MTV
  • He has won the hearts of millions of fans with his fun-loving personality and his heartfelt lyrics and music
  • Having signed with E.V.L.A./Atlantic records and manager Joe Simpson only 3 years ago, Ryan has been on the fast-path to success
  • More than just a teen heartthrob, his incredible musical talent is best showcased up-close and personal

  • Oh Ryan Cabrera.. Your time is up, I'm sorry. I enjoyed you while you lasted, but your hair has gone on for far too long. I hope you have fun with the Sam's Club customers. [Who for some reason would pay over 24k for you...?!]


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