"this would happen to me"

What's the best way to get caught cheating? [And by best, I mean most entertaining to people not involved in the situation.]

To have the other dude's baby!

Oh wait. It gets better. Not only do you have a baby with the guy you cheated WITH, you have one with your man... AT THE SAME TIME!

This happened to some lady and this was her response:

'Out of all the people in America and all the people in the world, this had to happen to me.'

It's apparently a one-in-a-million chance, so she is one lucky lady! I mean... Hasn't she ever heard of... Oh, I don't know... CONDOMS?!

Her baby daddy that she's actually with has forgiven her, and is raising both babies as his twins.. As if nothing ever happened. [Who wants to bet it'll happen again?!]

So, what is the definition of twins, anyways? Why do they get to be called twins if they're half brothers? Babies just have to come out at the same time? So if a dad has 2 babies, by different moms, at the same time... Are THEY twins?

Eh, just something to ponder, I guess.

Lady, you are one lucky B. [Insert evil laugh bahaha here.]

love,
elizabethany