tatted on the crack

I'm a little sad that you don't hear a whole lot about Jessica Alba ever since she got all bunned up and became a mommy. I really like her.

All we're hearing about are things that have to do with her body. For instance, what I'm thinking is this newly discovered buttcrack-tat. It's taking butt cleavage and the tramp stamp to a whole new level!


I guess it's just a ribbon, so I don't really know of any meaning behind it. It's a little intriguing to me. I'm not sure if I'm okay with it, or weirded out.

Also-- apparently thick legs DO run in the family, eh?!


C'mon Jess.. We need something great from you.. ASAP. Kthanks.

love,
elizabethany