What do they celebrate in Kawasaki, Japan on what we think is just another, regular weekend?
Not kidding. They had the Steel Phallus Festival today, which is coincidentally the world's largest penis festival.
I have no idea why they do it, or what all goes on, but I know that it's a big parade that involves a LOT of ding-o-lings.
It sure would be a fun place to have a bachelorette party, eh?!
Goodness, America is prude... But I'm not sure I want to see my grandmother sucking on a lolly in the shape of a wiener.