leave a message

Ever feel like praying isn't enough? Maybe you want to make sure God really hears you, or you want to physically talk to him.

Well, now you can do that... Sorta.

There's a number you can call to leave The Man himself a voicemail!

"Like praying, leaving a voicemail message is a way to organize your thoughts. It's a perfect combination for some contemplation."
--The Creator

Obviously you'll need a phone that can call out of the country since God isn't here in the US... But if you have a fancy phone that can, the number is +316-4424-4901.

The voicemail simply says "Hi, you are speaking to God. I'm not in right now so leave a message."

Should the creator get Genius of the Week?! It's very possible.

love,
elizabethany