Looking for a way to spice up your life? Maybe it's a little dull, or you think your friends have better stories than you do.
Well, don't just go bungee jumping, plenty of people have done that. Stink up the place and put a stain in your pants while you're at it.
Woopsies! I guess that's why they make diapers for older people, eh?! So they don't have to show everyone the doo-doo coming through their pants.
If you're a security guard and someone comes in to rob your place, don't do what everyone expects and fight them. That's too typical.
What a GREAT idea! Just play dead, and no one will expect you to help out! They'll think you're hurt! And you'll stay safe! Nice.
Sick of giving the same speech over and over and over again? Yeah, we're sick of hearing it, too. Add a little flava to it.
I wish our attendants had done that for Spring Break! Those people seem to really be OK with it, and that's awesome. Now it needs to happen more, or this guy needs a new, sweeter job.
So stop being normal. No one likes normal. Normal=boring.