Tuesday, March 3, 2009

don't lose your valuables

There's somethin' about X-rays today. People are getting... Valuables.... If you will... Stuck inside their bodies!

Two nurses have been fired because they took pictures on their cell phones of a patient's x-ray.

But what the x-ray showed, was well worth it, I think. The guy had a "sex device" lodged into his buttocks. One nurse posted the picture on her Facebook, but then took it off once she got caught.

Seriously, that's gotta be a funny picture. And I would have done the same thing. Woops, I guess I'm fired.

The second story we've all heard before.. Kinda. I don't know that I've ever heard about it REALLY happening, but I've thought about what it would be like if it did.

A guy proposed to his girlfriend, or was going to, by putting the ring inside a Wendy's Frosty. When she finished the Frosty, there was no ring.

When they went to the hospital and got an x-ray.. Sure enough, there was the ring inside of her.

So, once they got the picture, he got down on one knee, and placed the picture by her hand. [Ya know, because that's where the ring was.] Precious right?!

They did finally get the ring out, and she debuted it on the Today Show yesterday. Adorable.

So, moral of the story is-- Don't let objects go inside of you that would be interesting to America. People will see the x-rays, and talk about it.

BUT! If you're looking for 10-15 minutes of fame, there's your claim.


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